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Hi, Mother’s Day. Hey babe. Thank you. They’re beautiful. I’ve never sat down and asked you some of these questions. No. How did you feel when I told you I was pregnant? Well, I tend to be a little colorful. That’s just who I am. In your speech. In my speech. But you were excited to be a grandma? A hundred percent. It’s so weird to say that you’re a grandma. I still don’t feel like a mom. I’m a Gigi. Yeah, you’re a Gigi. We don’t use the word grandma around here. What is the funniest thing you’ve seen about me on the internet? I think it’s all pretty funny. I think the funniest thing about me on the internet is nobody actually knows my real last name. K-U-C-H-A-R-C-Z-Y-K. Actually, during graduation from high school, you know, you have to write out how it sounds. Dad looks at me and he goes, that’s not it. I was like, Chark. And he was like, Khartik. I was like, wait, what’s going on? My identity? That’s the Polish way to say it. Yeah. So I just go back cooch at my work. I’ll be on a Zoom call, we’ll see my name and go, are you, are you related to Ali? Allison Cooch. And I’m like, you’re like a senior vice president. And then people will tell me about your life. Like it’s, it’s just an odd sensation, but I’m super proud of you. ‘Cause your content, I think is if I had a 13 or a 12-year-old daughter, you would be content I would allow them to watch. I try to be somebody that I would’ve looked up to. I try to be positive. Well, you’re funny. Thank you. Thanks. What’s your favorite thing I did as a kid? Probably most everything, but I think maybe how silly you were. Mm-Hmm. Like, especially like in the pool. Like the George Washington here. Do you know I can, I can really visualize you like putting your hair wet and flipping it back. Yeah. With the George Washington. What were you like when you were my age? If we were the same age, do you think we’d get along? Well, first of all, I was still single. What? So yeah. So clearly no, we were not doing the same. No. So we would not be hanging out right now. Who is your internet crush? Dan Campbell. Oh. I love Dan Campbell. Football coach. No, I love Dan Campbell. I think he’s objectively attractive. He’s rough. Maybe that’s what, no, no. He is a tough softie. What’s something false I told you as a kid? I feel like you didn’t lie a lot. Let me give you a hint. Uhhuh, I’ll be home in five minutes. Oh my gosh. Yeah. My sense of time. I have no idea what’s going on anymore. No, and I taught you that. Yeah. I remember when I would say to you guys, we’re gonna leave in five minutes. We’d go and get ice cream. And you’d be like, I’m like, oh great. I have time to watch the whole TV show. You would cry. You and your sister and your brother would be like, why do we have to wait five whole minutes? Because you thought five minutes was an hour. What have I taught you about being a mother? I feel like it’s easy to get over consumed by all the rules and the products. There are so many baby products. It’s absolutely insane. You just taught me not to, just to trust myself. I think that you, uh, are doing a fabulous job. I think you were just very natural at it. If you had to choose a flower to describe yourself, what would it be? I would say I’m a gladiola. I have no idea what that is. A gladiolas, that big, tall, won thing. My mom’s favorite flower. I used to get ’em every August. What kind of grandma do you think I am? It’s kind of early on. Emotional, like cuddly, safe space kind of grandma where she can call you up and be like, my mom is being so mean to me. And you’re like, okay, Gigi’s gonna get on a flight. I’m gonna come and see you. You’re gonna take care of her. Cheers. Cheers babe. Happy Mother’s Day. Wow. It’s Mother’s Day. I’m a mother. Cheers to that. And cheers to that.

My mom, she’s my rock. Everyone says I’m her mini me. She raised me as a single mom. She’s the kind of mom who sends like a good morning and goodnight text with like funny little gifs. Her life is based around service to her family and her community. I haven’t really been able to go home as much and I haven’t seen her since the summer. It’s been a little over a year now. The last time I saw her was um, November of 2022. Oh my God. Are you serious? No way. Are you? No. Are you being serious? That’s so exciting you guys. Oh, she’s going to be like out of her mind. It’s been a really long, I feel like, four years and to have something like this, it’s so special and so meaningful. So, um, thank you. Okay. It’s going to be delivered. Flowers are here. They’re so beautiful, but they’re also huge. Don’t see ’em on the other side. Here we go, east Coast to this baby. fico. You don’t know, mom, but I’m really excited to see you. My child is my whole world. He’s my baby. I’m really proud of her. First thing in the morning when I’m waking up, I’ll send her a good morning, you know, not having her around and not going to dinner with her or cooking or whatever. Those kinds of things. I miss. And because you went so far, I feel like I somebody’s at my door. Can you hold on, can you hold on one second? I to you that, that’s the door. Let me go through. Oh my God. Oh my God. Happy my sister. My God. You do. You like your pink girl. I love you. You are my rose. I just expecting flowers. All you got them. Maybe the door dash guy would be cute. I don’t know. Tell me. Come know. I’m supposed to tell you. You guys are in trouble. Oh my goodness. Oh.

I am having the best summer ever with you. As magical as this is, the summer of dash pass is gonna get that much better. Exclusive deals, $0 delivery, the whole thing. Do I finally work at that video rental store? Uh, no, but you get this. Wait, we’re still gonna be together, right? I’ll be right by your side, babe. Right? Oh, uh, how about that free drink, huh? Enjoy.